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Rain Demotivational Poster


STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm, #234183
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm, #222268
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm, #222265
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm, #219196
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm, #218875
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm, #218533
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm, #218532
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am, #218529
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


MOSH PIT - JUNIOR TRAINING FACILITY




TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am, #238327
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am, #237836
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237815
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am, #237765
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm, #237752
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm, #237719
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


The pot of gold -


TAGS: beer rainbow
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Krickit

maoworks2 - May 1, 2013, 9:39 am, #245449
That's The Best I've Seen This Morning, Cheers 5 Cold L And Happy Hump Day.
Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:24 am, #245432
Beer - taste the rainbow! (#160133) 5(drunken)Ls


GUN SAFETY TRAINING -




BRUNETTES -


TAGS: brunette train joke
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:38 pm, #257399
So terrible it deserves 5 lions plus. Lol. I love it!


DYING LEPRECHAUNS -


TAGS: leprechaun lightning rainbow nature
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sparkynator

falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:34 pm, #223776
No pot of gold under this rainbow...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 6:42 pm, #223452
perfect. simply perfect.


ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm, #205000
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am, #204965
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am, #204964
yes, That IS spellchecked


THOSE WHO SAY... -


TAGS: sunshine summer rain dance
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by steph1

Attheready - October 6, 2011, 4:55 pm, #224791
I made this my phone background. Helps keep things in perspective. Truly haunting.
steph1 - May 12, 2011, 3:18 am, #218476
thank you gentlemen - glad you like it - it even got a nice spin-off #134653
Reality Lord - May 11, 2011, 10:41 pm, #218469

yup.
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:32 pm, #218467
wow that is really nice!!!
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2011, 1:52 pm, #218441
This is my favorite of yours. Very good.


APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm, #231487
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm, #231474
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a s*d after you've had unprotected ***...


ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.


TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Matt

John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am, #114226
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am, #112987
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


PHYSICS - It's like Math, if a year's worth of learning was shotgunned at your face. Every Class




MULTI-HUE BACON -


TAGS: rainbow bacon science
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - August 22, 2010, 12:09 am, #190349
The weird part, each of those pieces of bacon was from the same pig.


Brain Enema -


TAGS: brain enema poopy ideas
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - August 29, 2013, 8:27 am, #249168
SFB is terminal, but Dr. Bobb's diagnosis is that you don't have it. In fact you gave him another poster idea (just submitted). Thanks!
Greeny - August 28, 2013, 9:05 pm, #249155
LOL
MissPriss - August 28, 2013, 6:37 pm, #249151
5LOL...would it help with my SFB Syndrome (**** for brains)?


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by malVs

BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm, #92858
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm, #92849
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm, #45585
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm, #1947
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by The Great Whamini

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am, #180394
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm, #100852
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm, #100848
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am, #100770
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am, #100768
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am, #100767
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am, #100741
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm, #100643
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm, #100639
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.




IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




CATS - They're not man's best friend for a reason.


TAGS: cats brains
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2014, 2:35 pm, #257398
Looks an awful lot like the inside of my cat 's head. Lol


SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am, #202886
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am, #202883
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm, #202846
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm, #202843
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm, #202838
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm, #202832
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm, #202822

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm, #202804
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am, #202795
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am, #202794
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am, #202792
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm, #202778
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202777
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm, #202776
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm, #202775
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm, #202774
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm, #202773
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm, #202771
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm, #202770
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm, #202769

or telling the difference


WE DON'T STOP PLAYING - Because we grow old, We grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw


TAGS: old play rain fun
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by clearsnotruns

Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 9:04 pm, #226180
Don't forget to upload this one to Philosophy Wall and Moti-Twist as well


DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART... - Within a Few Weeks in Captivity, They Train People to Throw them Fish & Applaud them while Eating


TAGS: smart dolphins train people
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Reality Lord - January 7, 2012, 8:54 am, #227339

douglas adams said it best... "so long and thanks for all the fish"


THE DREAMS -




GUINNESS -


TAGS: guinness truck rainbow wytch
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Wytch

GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:18 pm, #222942
Yeeess...So?
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:04 am, #222923
Unless it's Guinness Draught. I swear to God they brew that stuff with ground up pencil lead.


AIR FORCE TRAINING -




You Bastards! -


TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by nkstokp

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm, #249917
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm, #249894
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm, #249507
5 lions. got more of these, nk?


MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.


TAGS: male brain superior to women s
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Lex

Derek - August 27, 2009, 6:53 pm, #112620
Raises suspicion about IQ tests "then"


INSANITY -


TAGS: insane in the brain
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:26 am, #241313
thanks space... this is from my early days here on motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:24 am, #241308
Especially when it disturbs the wrong people at the wrong time. 5
spacedog - September 9, 2011, 6:22 pm, #224129
Nice one.


LITIGATION KITTY -


TAGS: sean trained the kitty
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:57 pm, #221889
LOL
Sean - July 23, 2011, 9:12 pm, #221802
Good God man. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Oh you'll settle outta court if you know what's good for ya.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 1:44 am, #221770
Looks more like Bookkeeper Kitty.


BEER - Taste the rainbow.




I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU -




JUST WAIT A MINUTE! -


TAGS: brains drivethru zombies
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by sickartist

LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:26 pm, #241163
Ooh, donuts!
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 10:29 am, #177644
oh **** they can drive? we're screwed!
Kamui - January 6, 2010, 5:23 am, #150541
****. If they can drive now, we're in trouble.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 11:38 pm, #147091
HHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA


COME A LITTLE CLOSER... - Hmmm im not sure but i think its a trap....




PURPLE HAZE - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple haze all in brain
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 2:21 am, #223513
Don't feel bad, before he joined the 27 club, Jimi himself probably didn't even know what it meant.
mariand - August 26, 2011, 1:30 am, #223508
cool... can I delete the first comment? lol
Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:43 pm, #223492
And Robert Plant sang about squeezing his lemon until the juice runs down his leg...
Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:36 pm, #223491
LMAO, dude it is a reference from the era if Jimi Hendrix,black light posters, copious amounts acid etc, The 70's were the good old days. **** I would go back in a heartbeat...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:24 pm, #223486
...then, I think you need to 5ee a doctor


SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm, #224231
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am, #224150
In5pired


HAPPINES -


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by caveman

holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm, #229114
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am, #229111
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Ph**oshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am, #229110
cheer Gary, and i did use ph**oshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am, #229109
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am, #229108
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use poh**shop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am, #229103
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am, #229097
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am, #229096
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am, #229095
You 5hould work for Hallmark


INDECISION -


TAGS: train fail kitd
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:44 pm, #231011
If the siding is spaced just right, they can reverse the direction of the car.
Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:47 pm, #230306
For some reason, I just love this one. . . Still can't work out why. . . ?!


EMOS - Let's hope that train goes fast


TAGS: fast emo train
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 3:41 pm, #171678
Alright ya'll, these 4 girls are not bothering anyone. Let's just leave them alone...
Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:22 pm, #171664
I hope the train goes slow. When they go fast the sound will drown out the screaming.
Mr. Shiny - April 15, 2010, 10:49 pm, #171612
although its true that the idea is overused, its not a terrible poster.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 8:58 pm, #171568
nice idea, but this 'emo-thing' is overused, sorry


ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am, #25278
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm, #25152
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm, #25132
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am, #19140
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am, #19137
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am, #19083
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am, #19044
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am, #19039
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am, #19038
(Great.)


BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.




RELIGION -




The Human Bot Fly -


TAGS: bot fly brain
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Vade

... - November 9, 2008, 11:00 am, #34726
JFK's brain.... it's delicious!


REALITY -


TAGS: rain tsunami fall rerun
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:28 pm, #202824

ehem....nicley done kid!
ICEMAN - November 15, 2010, 12:16 am, #202720
Dayammmmn, I didn't know you were multi-lingual rereun. 5 tsunamis... classic.
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2010, 7:50 pm, #202665
Fantastic pic and message Rerun.


BRAIN: THE MORE YOU USE IT, THE EMPTIER YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME -


TAGS: brain
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Gun

M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 3:13 pm, #222855
I Agree with Forseti, 5 gods to you
forseti - April 15, 2011, 4:30 am, #216459
awesome! 5 gods


DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...


TAGS: november challenge trees dancing against the grain
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 3:53 am, #133941
Great poster by Logic, and brilliant comment by MWLF. Who could ask for more? I'll sleep well now.
Dude 4515 - November 4, 2009, 2:52 am, #133936
Logic, are you secretly a judge for Dancing with the stars? still hilarious pic and caption combo. 5 Poodlions
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2009, 2:21 am, #133935
Still...


PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!


TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am, #243526
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am, #216170
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm, #216155
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am, #151662
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am, #151655

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am, #151644
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am, #114571
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!


Zombie Cat -




UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.


TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm, #148511
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


MIGRAINE -


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm, #89309
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm, #89307
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm, #89305
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm, #89283
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm, #89281
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm, #89277
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm, #89275
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm, #89256
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm, #89254
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm, #89249
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm, #89248
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm, #89245
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm, #89242
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm, #89238
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm, #89230
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm, #89227
All I see are ***bIES!!!


RUNNERS HIGH -


TAGS: you train i ll be in the bar
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

CANADA - September 28, 2010, 9:44 pm, #195914
sweet
forseti - September 28, 2010, 6:37 pm, #195893
why train net 5 years of your lifetime to get 5 years more?!?
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:37 pm, #195891

blame it on the open bar....and the old lady hitting on you.
Airman - September 28, 2010, 6:27 pm, #195886
not a bad idea.. cept, I get seasick on the ferry from SF to Sausalito.. how would that work?
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:18 pm, #195884

go on a cruise ship.....all inclusive, for around !1500.00 a month
Airman - September 28, 2010, 6:17 pm, #195883
well, I was hoping for the extra 6 or 7 years.. in a nursing home.. at $3500 a month. See you at the gym
Faceplant31 - September 28, 2010, 5:54 pm, #195882
Amsome! Hey air, you wanna hit the gym and die healthy? Me neither! 5L sir


SURVIVAL -


TAGS: concrete jungle rain storm hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - May 11, 2011, 8:42 am, #218416
I have watched neither :D
MakoShark - May 10, 2011, 12:07 am, #218352
I was thinking Watchmen, but there is definitely a BR vibe there.
foresti - November 30, 2010, 6:25 pm, #204857
BR is a movie of great gloomy atmosphere! Don't miss it. And (nexus 1+)5 replicants for the poster
spacedog - November 30, 2010, 5:14 pm, #204843
Excellent.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 10:30 pm, #204755
too young to have watched that, I keep hearing people saying it was a good movie... never did like harrison ford though..
5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 10:00 pm, #204750
reminds me of Bladerunner.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 9:43 pm, #204742
thanks, and i was sure you would relate.
agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 9:21 pm, #204736
Beautiful. 5L


SCAVENGERS - They're getting lazier...


TAGS: scavengers coyote train lazy
Rating: 3.81/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:00 am, #232303
Looks like every city transit bus I've ever sat in to me. (aside from the colour of the seat pads.)
CaptJosh - January 31, 2011, 4:40 pm, #211313
Was this picture taken in Portland, OR? Because that looks like the front of a car on our MAX (Metro Area Express) light rail system.


WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.




thomas the tank engine -


TAGS: thomas train wreck
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - November 5, 2013, 8:05 pm, #250855
also known as the unaffordable care act


THOUGHT I WAS RIDING ON THE TRAIN TO HEAVEN - But I'm on the choo choo straight to hell


TAGS: choo train
Rating: 3.91/5

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rerun - November 9, 2012, 10:18 pm, #240474

Hello neighbor.


UH OH - looks like Timmie got a job


TAGS: job train
Rating: 3.5/5

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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 8:27 pm, #190889
How the....


IRONY -




COMMON SENSE - This guy has none.


TAGS: sense brains intelligence stupid dumb
Rating: 2.71/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 20, 2011, 11:51 pm, #216943
COOL! A comment about me not having balls of steel, from a person who created an account just to post this one comment and nothing else. Duly noted! :):)
pooya - February 8, 2011, 3:46 am, #211896
yeah but he has balls of steel which you have none....
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:06 am, #190257
I do not think it means what you think it means.


111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!


TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm, #226423
If only that was just the length of the season!


DOCTER I THINK IM GAY - How can u tell RAINBOW!!!!


TAGS: rainbow
Rating: 1.68/5

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Benlulz - January 14, 2011, 12:02 pm, #209914
Else*
Benlulz - January 14, 2011, 12:02 pm, #209913
ASDFmovie? or was it something alse?
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:10 am, #182773
I love when someone mis-spells "fail"
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 1:58 am, #182767
WTF? This is messed up. Caption and pic.


I LIKE WALKING IN THE RAIN - ... No One Can See Me Cry ...


TAGS: walk rain cry
Rating: 4.62/5

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Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 8:38 am, #227216
Oops, please ignore the repetitions!
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 8:36 am, #227215
Thanks... the picture really conveys some depressing emotion.
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 8:36 am, #227214
Thanks... the picture really conveys some depressing emotion.
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 8:36 am, #227213
Thanks... the picture really conveys some depressing emotion.
caveman - January 2, 2012, 11:37 pm, #227201
Very demotivational indeed. Keep it up


KEEP AN OPEN MIND - But not so open that your brain falls out...




TEACHERS - They Know Stuff Better Than You Do


TAGS: teacher school brainwash
Rating: 3.93/5

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calvin5040 - April 10, 2010, 2:15 am, #170537
This is why their should not be a 10year
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:56 am, #161089

Sounds like Alex is a future leader, not willing to accept things blindly just because somebody in "authority" said it was so.
redhdsrbst - February 28, 2010, 11:50 am, #161087
Momma always told me "Stupid is as stupid does."
calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 3:02 pm, #156553
And people wonder why the want to get rid of "10 YEAR"
WTFO - September 11, 2009, 12:13 am, #116791
Well put, me4891.
me4891 - September 10, 2009, 3:28 pm, #116640
Sounds like Obama on health care and budget
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 8:39 pm, #99047
While I may agree with your principles Liam, your method is juvenile and ineffective. When you grow up and can form a proper argument please return. Till then stick to the Disney sites.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 8:30 pm, #99036
I take it this happened in Kansas "Accept my curriculum as correct" blahdeblah no evolution god made earth in 7 days, let there be light creationism jesus jesus jesus god made gravity
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:06 am, #86899
Dumbass teacher should be fired. Telling them to follow what he says when it's wrong. So he can just sit there and teach kids crap. I hope he loses his job.
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:23 pm, #31487
What I can't believe is that the rest of this poor kids class are sheep.
LogicDude - October 29, 2008, 12:09 pm, #31368
Because everyone knows the metric system is a LIE!


THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - They often have many tastes. I like them best with vanilla frosting!


TAGS: brains cupcakes voices zombies
Rating: 3.52/5

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BuZZbomb - October 22, 2009, 3:54 pm, #129678
Thanks for the compliment, Ag!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:40 pm, #129334
110% awesome, Buzz!


BASIC - It's all good.


TAGS: marines basic training army good
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:11 pm, #136312
Gee, thanks Todd, for bringing back *THOSE* memories...


ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.




ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds


TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm, #18489
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: two sides to every restraining order
Rating: 4.63/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am, #213957
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am, #203979
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am, #203901
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm, #203893

fantactic.


A MAN'S CAR... - Can never be too clean. Just ask this genius.


TAGS: stupid retarded raining washing
Rating: 3.29/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:00 pm, #251411
Water you pay for is wetter than water that's free!!


Zombies -




LIFE - “We live in a rainbow of chaos.” - Paul Cezanne -


TAGS: life rainbow chaos quotes
Rating: 4.8/5

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beastmaster - February 21, 2012, 1:03 pm, #229928
Thanks, very much! :)
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:17 am, #229910
great quote and perfect picture!


NINJA TRAINING -


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am, #190741
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm, #183729
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm, #150633
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm, #150630
That is one big moose


BUT THEN THERE IS HITCHHIKING -




PINKY & THE BRAIN - Megalomania Hasn't Been This Much Fun Since...Hitler




SINGING IN THE RAIN -




THERE IS ALWAYS A LIGHT AT THE END OF A TUNNEL -


TAGS: train light tunnel
Rating: 2.73/5

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Sho - June 16, 2011, 1:22 pm, #220114
Maybe 3
Sho - June 16, 2011, 1:22 pm, #220113
Well tried lol. 4L


NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them




A BRAIN FART - made me do this!




DEFINITION: BAD DAY - Getting hit by a train AND having your dead carcass flung on top of a transmission pole.


TAGS: deer bad day train transmission pole dead
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:01 pm, #161422
Not that the dead care. Many of the big cats drag their prey into trees. Any puma in that locale?


CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...


TAGS: harley hog davidson fuel petrol h**rod motor bike rain forest
Rating: 3.18/5

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Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:26 am, #176860
Somebody's been to Oamaru.


DO NOT HOPE FOR AN EXIT - The light at the end of the tunnel could just be an oncoming train.




THE RAIN THE PARK THE F18 -




SHELTER -


TAGS: stand in the rain crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:53 pm, #199731
Deep! 5 shrooms


Play Dumb -


TAGS: treats train play dumb
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:59 pm, #246116
Funny and probably true


IF REGRETS WERE RAINDROPS - There Would Be A Storm Inside Your House...


TAGS: regret raindrop storm house
Rating: 4.73/5

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bricemara - January 13, 2012, 2:26 pm, #227548
good one
Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:46 pm, #227523

hey new guy....niiiiiiiice.
Rick69 - January 11, 2012, 5:50 pm, #227484
Thank you very much :), I thought this wasn't demotivational/funny enough but it seems pretty good so far :D
maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 4:08 pm, #227479
You Got Some Good Stuff !


BE GONE - Evil Creature


TAGS: evil creature gone train bucket
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 6:17 pm, #232034

This one has stuck with me since you posted it. It's perfect!~


OPEN-MINDED - If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.


TAGS: open minded brains
Rating: 4.15/5

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gas - August 7, 2011, 2:43 am, #222592
take my wife!


(O: -




*VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES: CAULIFLOWER.... -




RAINY DAYS - Beware of Ninjas




Mind Teaser -


TAGS: teaser mind i q test brain
Rating: 2.63/5

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Doc - January 28, 2009, 7:10 am, #55164
Indeed Pro, it's used to a**ess impulse control. :-)
Suh-weet - November 19, 2008, 1:07 pm, #37717
Duh.......... I said "White" when I looked at the word "Green" written in black.. FAIL. Kill me now.
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:22 am, #32751
It's called the Stroop effect (if memory serves).


DEEP THOUGHT -




EPIC FAIL - Seriously, how the heck did you manage that?


TAGS: fail train
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - December 4, 2011, 6:17 am, #226366
You should upload this to Epic Fail Site


ZOMBIE TERRORIST - I can have 72 brains if I blow myself up ?




ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...




APRIL FOOLS - I was kidding when I said that it was clear to go!




WRONGNESS -


TAGS: fail wrong unicorn dolphin rainbow g**
Rating: 2.69/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:51 am, #124062
They come from poster #66598
rogueagent - October 5, 2009, 10:13 am, #124056
But then where else would we get narwhals from?


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